An Explanation:

Weasel McPuppy is a real dog, and the posts below are real letters sent from her to celebrities via snail mail. A self-addressed stamped envelope was included with each letter to encourage a reply. If and when Weasel receives a response, the post will be updated with the full correspondence.

Sunday, September 9, 2007

To Don Rickles

Dear Mr. Rickles,

I am not, nor have I ever been, a hockey puck. I do not appreciate the insinuation.

Your friend,

Weasel McPuppy

P.S. - I bet you smell like brisket. Mmmm... brisket.

P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture and possibly some brisket.

The Reply:

To Weasel,

Down Boy!


Don Rickles

A Note From Weasel Regarding The Reply:

Thank you very much, Mr. Rickles! However, just so you know, I'm a little girl.

What? No brisket?


Barb said...

He stole your idea and is making a killing. Plus he is keeping the brisket.

I love this blog and the bonus is, it cost me nothing. Now saved to rss.. I get to laugh and meow more often.

Weasel McPuppy said...

I didn't originate the idea of letter writing. Mr. Rickles can write letters if he likes. However, I wouldn't mind if he shared a little brisket.