An Explanation:

Weasel McPuppy is a real dog, and the posts below are real letters sent from her to celebrities via snail mail. A self-addressed stamped envelope was included with each letter to encourage a reply. If and when Weasel receives a response, the post will be updated with the full correspondence.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

To Albert Brooks

Dear Mr. Brooks,

I like it when you say funny things that nobody laughs at. Not everybody gets me either.

Your friend,

Weasel McPuppy

P.S. - You shouldn't base your opinion of yourself on what others think of you.

P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture. It doesn't have to be funny.

The Reply:

To Weasel--


Albert (Undecipherable)

A Note From Weasel Regarding the Reply:

Based on other autographed pictures of Mr. Brooks posted on, I believe this says, "To Weasel--Best wishes--Albert Brooks." However, other possibilities include:
  • To Weasel--Get bent--Albert Owl
  • To Weasel--Spit units--Albert Globe
  • To Weasel--Let's rinse--Albert Hate
  • To Weasel--Instruments--Albert Ohhs
  • To Weasel--Glib runts--Albert Ruth
  • To Weasel--Got your nose--Albert Einstein
Whatever it says, it was pretty cool of him to take time to write to a little doggy.


Khyle said...

Stellar. Excellent start here Weasel. Do you take requests?

Weasel McPuppy said...

Dear Khyle,

It never hurts to make a request. However, a bribe is often much more effective. I am fond of peanut butter, bananas, cash, ear rubs, and gin. Please, no kibble. I'm up to my armpits in kibble, and I can't stand the stuff.

Your friend,
Weasel McPuppy

edP said...

Every picture of Albert Brooks is at least mildly funny

Weasel McPuppy said...

" edP said...

Every picture of Albert Brooks is at least mildly funny "

Except THE MUSE. Oh, you meant "every photograph."

Michael K said...

I thought it said "get drunk". That is sound advice that I think you should follow.

Caro said...

I just had a good long laugh about the

"To Weasel--
Albert (Undecipherable)"

To me it looks like it says "Get Rent"