Dear Mr. Brooks,
I like it when you say funny things that nobody laughs at. Not everybody gets me either.
Your friend,
Weasel McPuppy
P.S. - You shouldn't base your opinion of yourself on what others think of you.
P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture. It doesn't have to be funny.
The Reply:
To Weasel--
(Undecipherable)
Albert (Undecipherable)
A Note From Weasel Regarding the Reply:
Based on other autographed pictures of Mr. Brooks posted on fanmail.biz, I believe this says, "To Weasel--Best wishes--Albert Brooks." However, other possibilities include:
- To Weasel--Get bent--Albert Owl
- To Weasel--Spit units--Albert Globe
- To Weasel--Let's rinse--Albert Hate
- To Weasel--Instruments--Albert Ohhs
- To Weasel--Glib runts--Albert Ruth
- To Weasel--Got your nose--Albert Einstein
6 comments:
Stellar. Excellent start here Weasel. Do you take requests?
Dear Khyle,
It never hurts to make a request. However, a bribe is often much more effective. I am fond of peanut butter, bananas, cash, ear rubs, and gin. Please, no kibble. I'm up to my armpits in kibble, and I can't stand the stuff.
Your friend,
Weasel McPuppy
Every picture of Albert Brooks is at least mildly funny
" edP said...
Every picture of Albert Brooks is at least mildly funny "
Except THE MUSE. Oh, you meant "every photograph."
I thought it said "get drunk". That is sound advice that I think you should follow.
I just had a good long laugh about the
"To Weasel--
(Undecipherable)
Albert (Undecipherable)"
To me it looks like it says "Get Rent"
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