Dear Mr. Brooks,
I like it when you say funny things that nobody laughs at. Not everybody gets me either.
P.S. - You shouldn't base your opinion of yourself on what others think of you.
P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture. It doesn't have to be funny.
A Note From Weasel Regarding the Reply:
Based on other autographed pictures of Mr. Brooks posted on fanmail.biz, I believe this says, "To Weasel--Best wishes--Albert Brooks." However, other possibilities include:
- To Weasel--Get bent--Albert Owl
- To Weasel--Spit units--Albert Globe
- To Weasel--Let's rinse--Albert Hate
- To Weasel--Instruments--Albert Ohhs
- To Weasel--Glib runts--Albert Ruth
- To Weasel--Got your nose--Albert Einstein