
Dear Ms. De Laurentiis,
Are you sure you're Italian? Why you no talk-a like-a dis?
Ciao,
Weasel McPuppy
P.S. - What's with the porn music?
P.P.S. - You're pretty. Please send me your picture. I enclosed my picture. I'm pretty too.
From the pen of a very small dog... Into the hands of an unforgiving world.
1 comments:
Love ya, Weaz!
Love ya, Giada!
P.S. I'm not really a "dog," per se, more a "rodent."
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