An Explanation:

Weasel McPuppy is a real dog, and the posts below are real letters sent from her to celebrities via snail mail. A self-addressed stamped envelope was included with each letter to encourage a reply. If and when Weasel receives a response, the post will be updated with the full correspondence.

Monday, September 24, 2007

To Shelley Berman

Dear Mr. Berman,

If you want to make a call, you need to buy a phone. When you hold your hand up to your ear, you look like a crazy person.

Your friend,

Weasel McPuppy

P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture. Preferably one that doesn't make you look like a crazy person.