Dear Mr. Curtis,
I think you are wearing one of my relatives on your head. Please return the body. We'd like to give her a proper burial.
Sincerely,
Weasel McPuppy
P.S. - What kind of a monster are you?
P.P.S. - I have enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture. We'd like to include it in the evidence file.
2 comments:
I'm so proud to say I knew her before she could write letters!
Tony Curtis looks just like Phil Leotardo here...right as his head was being run over by the Expedition
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