Dear Ms. Field,
It's true that if mommies ruled the world, there would be no gol' durn wars; but there would also be a lot more talk about ailing relatives that you can't remember having ever met. Is that really what you want?
Your friend,
Weasel McPuppy
P.S. - There would also be no shortage of guilt.
P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture, because I like you. I really like you.
The Reply:
To Weasel McPuppy--
Love,
Sally Field
A Note From Weasel Regarding the Reply:
Thanks, Ms. Field. Mommies like you rule my world!
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