Weasel McPuppy is a real dog, and the posts below are real letters sent from her to celebrities via snail mail. A self-addressed stamped envelope was included with each letter to encourage a reply. If and when Weasel receives a response, the post will be updated with the full correspondence.
Monday, September 17, 2007
Dear Fifth Third Bank,
Your name is an improper fraction. Maybe you should call yourself "One and Two Thirds Bank."
Just a suggestion,
P.S. - There is more to life than money. Maybe your mommy didn't hold you enough when you were a baby.
P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Don't bother sending me your picture. Who wants a picture of a bank?
Posted by Weasel McPuppy at 2:58 PM