An Explanation:

Weasel McPuppy is a real dog, and the posts below are real letters sent from her to celebrities via snail mail. A self-addressed stamped envelope was included with each letter to encourage a reply. If and when Weasel receives a response, the post will be updated with the full correspondence.

Saturday, February 23, 2008

To Sir Anthony Hopkins


Dear Dr. Lecter,

Why are you always eating people? Are you on the Atkins diet?

Your friend,

Weasel McPuppy

P.S. - I don't get your fascination with human flesh. I bit one of my people once; and honestly, it didn't taste that good.

P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture, with or without your cool restraint mask.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Geoffrey Rush Responds


I received a cool response from Geoffrey Rush today. Thank ye, Cap'n Barbossa!

To read my letter to Mr. Rush and to see his reply, click here-->Link

Friday, February 15, 2008

Tim Allen Responds


Yesterday I received an autographed photo from Santa Claus, otherwise known as Mr. Tim Allen.

To read my letter to Mr. Allen and to see his reply, click here-->Link

Thursday, February 14, 2008

To Danny DeVito


Dear Mr. DeVito,

I think you are one of the most dedicated and persistent people in Hollywood, because it isn't easy to get drunk on Limoncello. Your young co-stars on It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia could learn a lot from your stick-to-itiveness.

Your friend,

Weasel McPuppy

P.S. - I hear you are now marketing your own brand of Premium Limoncello. If Dale Carnegie was still alive, he'd have to update his "when fate hands you a lemon" quote.

P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture, and maybe some of your Premium Limoncello.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

To Lassie


Dear Lassie,

How many times has Timmy fallen down the well? If I were you, I'd keep that kid on a leash.

Your friend,

Weasel McPuppy

P.S. - Saving Timmy is pretty good, I guess. But have you ever tried something really hard... like learning to type?

P.P.S. - Please send me your picture. I've enclosed my picture. You'll notice it's autographed, because I can write in longhand too.

Saturday, February 9, 2008

Kenny Rogers Responds


Yesterday I received a large autographed photo of the Gambler himself, Mr. Kenny Rogers.

To read my original letter to Mr. Rogers and to see his reply, click here-->Link

Friday, February 8, 2008

To Leonard Nimoy


Dear Mr. Nimoy,

Before I watched Star Trek, I didn't know that people with goatees were evil. Thank you for teaching me this important life lesson. In the future, I will be more careful when dealing with bearded types.

Your friend,

Weasel McPuppy

P.S. - Were you wearing your "Mirror, Mirror" goatee when you recorded "If I Had a Hammer?" That would explain a few things.

P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture, with or without the malevolent facial hair.

Thursday, February 7, 2008

William Shatner Responds


Today I received a letter and picture from Mr. William Shatner. Maybe we will develop a bond of friendship like Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.

To read my letter to Mr. Shatner and to see his reply, click here-->Link