Weasel McPuppy is a real dog, and the posts below are real letters sent from her to celebrities via snail mail. A self-addressed stamped envelope was included with each letter to encourage a reply. If and when Weasel receives a response, the post will be updated with the full correspondence.
Saturday, September 29, 2007
Dear Mr. King,
You give me the willies. You can take that as a compliment if you wanna.
P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture. I plan to hang it with your face to the wall, because you seriously creep me out.
P.P.S. - All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy...
At one time Stephen King answered all his letters personally, however, he came to realize he had to make a choice between answering letters or writing books. Although I'm sure you are disappointed not to receive a personal response, I hope you'll understand and agree he made the right choice. We share fan comments and concerns with him.
Enclosed is a copy of our current autograph policy.
Thank you for your letter. We appreciate your comments.
Margaret S. Morehouse
Administrative Staff Assistant
Dear Constant Reader,
I will not be autographing books, pictures, book jackets or cards as part of a long range plan to reduce my workload. I do not send out any autographed pictures.
Posted by Weasel McPuppy at 8:24 AM