To Howie Mandel

Dear Mr. Mandel,

I told you if you kept pulling that glove over your head you'd rub all your hair off; but did you listen?

Your friend,

Weasel McPuppy

P.S. - Maybe next time you'll listen when a little doggy tells you something.

P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture, with or without your hair.