An Explanation:

Weasel McPuppy is a real dog, and the posts below are real letters sent from her to celebrities via snail mail. A self-addressed stamped envelope was included with each letter to encourage a reply. If and when Weasel receives a response, the post will be updated with the full correspondence.

Sunday, September 9, 2007

To Chris Matthews

Dear Mr. Matthews,

You are very loud. Please use your inside voice. You wouldn't want to hurt a little doggy's ears, would ya?

Your friend,

Weasel McPuppy

P.S. - Ssh.

P.P.S. - I've enclosed a picture. Please send me your picture. I like pictures. They're quiet.