An Explanation:

Weasel McPuppy is a real dog, and the posts below are real letters sent from her to celebrities via snail mail. A self-addressed stamped envelope was included with each letter to encourage a reply. If and when Weasel receives a response, the post will be updated with the full correspondence.

Thursday, September 13, 2007

To Christopher Lee

Dear Dracula,

Why are you always biting people? That's no way to make friends. Try a handshake, why don'tcha?


Weasel McPuppy

P.S. - You are old. You should know better.

P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. I'd ask for your picture, but I don't think vampires can be photographed.