What does "cuchi-cuchi" mean? I hope you aren't saying anything dirty.
P.S. - You are a great guitar player. You don't need to work blue.
P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture, and try not to write anything dirty on it.
The First Reply:
Dear Loyal Fan,
In regards to your request for an autographed picture of Charo, please send a self-addressed stamped envolope (sic) alon... $35.00 US if we provide the photo ($30.00 US to autograph your photo) PER ITEM, made out to:
Scott stander and Associates Client fund Account.Indicate where and how you would like it signed.
our address is on the front of this postcard. (It wasn't.) please allow time to process the order.
A Note From Weasel Regarding the First Reply:
I can see your booking agent needs to buy spell checking software, but maybe begging money off little doggies isn't the best way to get it. I wish you luck.
P.S. - Why did you return my photo? Don't you like pictures of cute doggies?
The Second Reply:
Love and cuchi-cuchi,
A Note From Weasel Regarding The Second Reply:
Dear Ms. Charo,
Thank you for the beautiful picture. It was well worth the wait (and the run around from Scott Stander). I knew all along that you weren't the one trying to extort money from a poor little doggy. If you see Mr. Stander, please kick him in the cuchi-cuchis for me.