An Explanation:

Weasel McPuppy is a real dog, and the posts below are real letters sent from her to celebrities via snail mail. A self-addressed stamped envelope was included with each letter to encourage a reply. If and when Weasel receives a response, the post will be updated with the full correspondence.

Friday, November 30, 2007

To Zach Galifianakis

Dear Mr. Galifianakis,

You are super funny! You should be a big star, but you'll never be a household name with a moniker like "Zach Galifianakis." Have you thought about using a stage name? Here are some suggestions:
  • Zack Galifianakis
  • Jeb Galifianakis
  • Biff Galifianakis
  • Shecky Galifianakis
  • Ignatz Galifianakis
  • Galifianakis the Great
  • Captain Ha-Ha
Your friend,

Weasel McPuppy

P.S. - You could always go by "Weirdo Beardo."

P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture. You can sign it any way you wanna.

The Reply:

My thoughts are with you.

Zach Galifianakis

A Note From Weasel Regarding The Reply:

Thank you, Mr. Galifianakis, for saying your thoughts are with me. However, since you have some pretty odd thoughts, that may not be entirely good.