To Keith Richards

Dear Mr. Richards,

I like your music, but I can't understand a word you say. Please enunciate. Is that so hard?

Your friend,

Weasel McPuppy

P.S. - Maybe you should see a speech therapist.

P.P.S. - I've enclosed an autographed picture. Please send me an autographed picture. I sure hope your handwriting is better than your diction.