An Explanation:

Weasel McPuppy is a real dog, and the posts below are real letters sent from her to celebrities via snail mail. A self-addressed stamped envelope was included with each letter to encourage a reply. If and when Weasel receives a response, the post will be updated with the full correspondence.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

To Keith Richards

Dear Mr. Richards,

I like your music, but I can't understand a word you say. Please enunciate. Is that so hard?

Your friend,

Weasel McPuppy

P.S. - Maybe you should see a speech therapist.

P.P.S. - I've enclosed an autographed picture. Please send me an autographed picture. I sure hope your handwriting is better than your diction.