An Explanation:

Weasel McPuppy is a real dog, and the posts below are real letters sent from her to celebrities via snail mail. A self-addressed stamped envelope was included with each letter to encourage a reply. If and when Weasel receives a response, the post will be updated with the full correspondence.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

To Doris Day


Dear Ms. Day,

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother, "What will I be? Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?" Here's what she said to me: "Ssh! Mommy's watching her stories. Now, freshen up my drink; will ya, hon?"

Que sera, sera,

Weasel McPuppy

P.S. - I like the romantic comedies you made in the 1960's. You were the original 40-year-old virgin.

P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture. I hear you are very nice to little doggies.


The Reply:


For "Weasel" McPuppy

With my love, a kiss and a hug.

Doris Day

and my "Honey"


A Note From Weasel Regarding The Reply:

Thank you, Ms. Day. I heard right. You are very nice to little doggies.

1 comments:

Midnight Blue said...

HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAH!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!!! ROTF ROTF ROTFFFFF~!

I LAUGHED THE HARDEST AT THIS ONE! And she replied? Wow! You go girl!