An Explanation:

Weasel McPuppy is a real dog, and the posts below are real letters sent from her to celebrities via snail mail. A self-addressed stamped envelope was included with each letter to encourage a reply. If and when Weasel receives a response, the post will be updated with the full correspondence.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

To Sam Raimi

Dear Mr. Raimi,

I just watched Spider-man 3. I'd like my 139 minutes back. Please invent a time machine or a youth serum or somethin'.

Your friend,

Weasel McPuppy

P.S. - I enjoyed your other movies, even Crimewave. I guess, ya can't win 'em all.

P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture--maybe one of you sitting in "The Classic."


Anonymous said...

This made me laugh out loud! Thanks Weasel... may I call you Weasel? or should I call you Ms. McPuppy?

Weasel McPuppy said...

"Weasel" is fine, or you can call me by my Rap name--"M.C. Puppy."