
Dear Ms. Williams,
Are you part mermaid? Please let me know. I've got five bucks ridin' on it.
Your friend,
Weasel McPuppy
P.S. - I also like to do water ballet; but they won't let me in the public pool, because I'm a little doggy. I have to practice in a bucket.
P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture, in or out of the water.
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A Note From Weasel Regarding the Reply:
Thank you, Ms. Williams for the lovely photo. I'm going to go fill up my bucket and practice some more.
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