Weasel McPuppy is a real dog, and the posts below are real letters sent from her to celebrities via snail mail. A self-addressed stamped envelope was included with each letter to encourage a reply. If and when Weasel receives a response, the post will be updated with the full correspondence.
Saturday, February 23, 2008
Dear Dr. Lecter,
Why are you always eating people? Are you on the Atkins diet?
P.S. - I don't get your fascination with human flesh. I bit one of my people once; and honestly, it didn't taste that good.
P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture, with or without your cool restraint mask.
Posted by Weasel McPuppy at 7:51 PM
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
I received a cool response from Geoffrey Rush today. Thank ye, Cap'n Barbossa!
To read my letter to Mr. Rush and to see his reply, click here-->Link
Posted by Weasel McPuppy at 3:48 PM
Friday, February 15, 2008
Yesterday I received an autographed photo from Santa Claus, otherwise known as Mr. Tim Allen.
To read my letter to Mr. Allen and to see his reply, click here-->Link
Posted by Weasel McPuppy at 8:24 PM
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Dear Mr. DeVito,
I think you are one of the most dedicated and persistent people in Hollywood, because it isn't easy to get drunk on Limoncello. Your young co-stars on It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia could learn a lot from your stick-to-itiveness.
P.S. - I hear you are now marketing your own brand of Premium Limoncello. If Dale Carnegie was still alive, he'd have to update his "when fate hands you a lemon" quote.
P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture, and maybe some of your Premium Limoncello.
Posted by Weasel McPuppy at 8:20 PM
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
How many times has Timmy fallen down the well? If I were you, I'd keep that kid on a leash.
P.S. - Saving Timmy is pretty good, I guess. But have you ever tried something really hard... like learning to type?
P.P.S. - Please send me your picture. I've enclosed my picture. You'll notice it's autographed, because I can write in longhand too.
Posted by Weasel McPuppy at 7:07 PM
Saturday, February 9, 2008
Yesterday I received a large autographed photo of the Gambler himself, Mr. Kenny Rogers.
To read my original letter to Mr. Rogers and to see his reply, click here-->Link
Posted by Weasel McPuppy at 9:38 AM
Friday, February 8, 2008
Dear Mr. Nimoy,
Before I watched Star Trek, I didn't know that people with goatees were evil. Thank you for teaching me this important life lesson. In the future, I will be more careful when dealing with bearded types.
P.S. - Were you wearing your "Mirror, Mirror" goatee when you recorded "If I Had a Hammer?" That would explain a few things.
P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture, with or without the malevolent facial hair.
Posted by Weasel McPuppy at 3:39 PM