Dear Mr. Nimoy,
Before I watched Star Trek, I didn't know that people with goatees were evil. Thank you for teaching me this important life lesson. In the future, I will be more careful when dealing with bearded types.
Your friend,
Weasel McPuppy
P.S. - Were you wearing your "Mirror, Mirror" goatee when you recorded "If I Had a Hammer?" That would explain a few things.
P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture, with or without the malevolent facial hair.
1 comments:
You should send one to George Takei. He's a merry prankster too, and I bet he'd write back.
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