An Explanation:

Weasel McPuppy is a real dog, and the posts below are real letters sent from her to celebrities via snail mail. A self-addressed stamped envelope was included with each letter to encourage a reply. If and when Weasel receives a response, the post will be updated with the full correspondence.

Saturday, February 23, 2008

To Sir Anthony Hopkins


Dear Dr. Lecter,

Why are you always eating people? Are you on the Atkins diet?

Your friend,

Weasel McPuppy

P.S. - I don't get your fascination with human flesh. I bit one of my people once; and honestly, it didn't taste that good.

P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture, with or without your cool restraint mask.
Posted by Weasel McPuppy at 7:51 PM

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