To Lassie

Dear Lassie,

How many times has Timmy fallen down the well? If I were you, I'd keep that kid on a leash.

Your friend,

Weasel McPuppy

P.S. - Saving Timmy is pretty good, I guess. But have you ever tried something really hard... like learning to type?

P.P.S. - Please send me your picture. I've enclosed my picture. You'll notice it's autographed, because I can write in longhand too.