An Explanation:
Weasel McPuppy is a real dog, and the posts below are real letters sent from her to celebrities via snail mail. A self-addressed stamped envelope was included with each letter to encourage a reply. If and when Weasel receives a response, the post will be updated with the full correspondence.
Dear Dr. Lecter,
Why are you always eating people? Are you on the Atkins diet?
Your friend,
Weasel McPuppy
P.S. - I don't get your fascination with human flesh. I bit one of my people once; and honestly, it didn't taste that good.
P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture, with or without your cool restraint mask.
I received a cool response from Geoffrey Rush today. Thank ye, Cap'n Barbossa!
To read my letter to Mr. Rush and to see his reply, click here-->
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Yesterday I received an autographed photo from Santa Claus, otherwise known as Mr. Tim Allen.
To read my letter to Mr. Allen and to see his reply, click here-->
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Dear Mr. DeVito,
I think you are one of the most dedicated and persistent people in Hollywood, because it isn't easy to get drunk on Limoncello. Your young co-stars on
It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia could learn a lot from your stick-to-itiveness.
Your friend,
Weasel McPuppy
P.S. - I hear you are now marketing your own brand of Premium Limoncello. If Dale Carnegie was still alive, he'd have to update his "when fate hands you a lemon" quote.
P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture, and maybe some of your Premium Limoncello.
Dear Lassie,
How many times has Timmy fallen down the well? If I were you, I'd keep that kid on a leash.
Your friend,
Weasel McPuppy
P.S. - Saving Timmy is pretty good, I guess. But have you ever tried something really hard... like learning to type?
P.P.S. - Please send me your picture. I've enclosed my picture. You'll notice it's autographed, because I can write in longhand too.
Yesterday I received a large autographed photo of the Gambler himself, Mr. Kenny Rogers.
To read my original letter to Mr. Rogers and to see his reply, click here-->
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Dear Mr. Nimoy,
Before I watched
Star Trek, I didn't know that people with goatees were evil. Thank you for teaching me this important life lesson. In the future, I will be more careful when dealing with bearded types.
Your friend,
Weasel McPuppy
P.S. - Were you wearing your "Mirror, Mirror" goatee when you recorded "If I Had a Hammer?" That would explain a few things.
P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture, with or without the malevolent facial hair.
Today I received a letter and picture from Mr. William Shatner. Maybe we will develop a bond of friendship like Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.
To read my letter to Mr. Shatner and to see his reply, click here-->
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