Dear Mr. Cruise,
You were very convincing as the Lucky Charms guy in Far and Away. Are you really a leprechaun? You can tell me. I promise I won't steal your gold.
Your friend,
Weasel McPuppy
P.S. - Tom Cruise isn't a very good leprechaun name. Did you change it? I think you look more like a Paddy O'Taters.
P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture and maybe a four-leaf clover.
2 comments:
Yare very brave, Weasel. Giving Tom Cruise your address is very dangerous.
I think I can deal with the Scientology mafia.
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