To Goldie Hawn

Dear Ms. Hawn,

I'm glad to see that you had your Laugh-In tattoos removed. I hope it wasn't too painful.

Your friend,

Weasel McPuppy

P.S. - I also hear you are a Jewish Buddhist. That is very smart of you--more holidays!

P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture, with or without the tattoos.