To Eartha Kitt

Dear Ms. Kitt,

I like to chase kitties. Do you still have the cat suit? Let's play.

Your friend,

Weasel McPuppy

P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture. Preferably one of you dressed up like a kitty.

P.P.S. - You were a Kitt cat. Do you like Kit Kats?


The Reply:



A Note From Weasel Regarding the Reply:

Thank you, Ms. Kitt! You look very bendy.