Dear Mr. Haig,
Don't feel bad that you were rejected by the devil. It might turn out to be a good thing.
Your friend,
Weasel McPuppy
P.S. - Even though I'm afraid of clowns, I think you're funny. That is, when you're not going on a kill-crazy rampage.
P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture, in or out of the clown makeup.
2 comments:
Great. Now I'm gonna have nightmares. Stupid clowns.
Man, Alexander Haig has only gotten more evil since he left the White House.
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