Dear Mr. Van Dyke,
I would strongly suggest that you avoid ottomans in the future; 'cause at your age you could break a hip.
Your friend,
Weasel McPuppy
P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture. It's the least you can do, because I had nightmares after watching the show where you lost your thumbs (and I don't even have thumbs).
The Reply:
Hi Weasel!
God Bless,
Dick Van Dyke
A Note From Weasel Regarding The Reply:
Thank you, Mr. Van Dyke. You'll be glad to know that I no longer have nightmares about you losing your thumbs. Now I have nightmares about a flying saucer that says "Uhny Uftz!"
2 comments:
This website is GREAT. What a great idea for sending to celebs. I laughed at almost every letter that you wrote. Very clever on the comments. I will have to favorite this site and watch for new responses to come in...
Weasel McPuppy needs a late night talk show!!!
Thank you for your kind words, but I think I'll pass on the late night talk show. I don't think I should stay up that late, because I'm still a little girl.
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