Weasel McPuppy is a real dog, and the posts below are real letters sent from her to celebrities via snail mail. A self-addressed stamped envelope was included with each letter to encourage a reply. If and when Weasel receives a response, the post will be updated with the full correspondence.
Saturday, October 27, 2007
Dear Mr. Van Dyke,
I would strongly suggest that you avoid ottomans in the future; 'cause at your age you could break a hip.
P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture. It's the least you can do, because I had nightmares after watching the show where you lost your thumbs (and I don't even have thumbs).
Dick Van Dyke
A Note From Weasel Regarding The Reply:
Thank you, Mr. Van Dyke. You'll be glad to know that I no longer have nightmares about you losing your thumbs. Now I have nightmares about a flying saucer that says "Uhny Uftz!"
Posted by Weasel McPuppy at 9:38 AM