A Twofer: To Anson Williams and Henry Winkler

Dear Mr. Williams,

I heard that Bernie Madoff was just convicted for running a Potsie scheme. How have you been getting away with it all of these years?

Your friend,

Weasel McPuppy

P.S. - Then again, I might have heard wrong. Maybe it was a Fonzie scheme. I should probably write to Mr. Winkler.

P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture. If you don't send your photo, you can "sit on it!"



Dear Mr. Winkler,

I heard that Bernie Madoff was just convicted for running a Fonzie scheme. How have you been getting away with it all of these years?

Your friend,

Weasel McPuppy

P.S. - Then again, I might have heard wrong. Maybe it was a Potsie scheme. I should probably write to Mr. Williams.

P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture. I think my letter writing campaign just jumped the shark.


The Reply:


How cool is Weasel or "The Weas" as we call him

Henry Winkler 3/23/09


A Note From Weasel Regarding The Reply:

I am very cool, and so are you, Mr. Winkler. However, I'm not a "him." I'm a "her." Incorrectamundo.