To the Amazing Kreskin

Dear Mr. Kreskin,

I've heard you say that you don't employ stooges or confederates. What about headliners or Yankees?

Just wondering,

Weasel McPuppy

P.S. - I'm not sure your hiring practices are strictly legal.

P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture. I'm surprised I haven't already received it, because I'm sure you foresaw this letter.


The Reply:


To Weasel McPuppy,

Whom I'd love to meet,

ESPecially,

Kreskin


A Note From Weasel Regarding The Reply:

Mr. Kreskin,

Your response made this doggy very happy. But why am I telling you that? You probably already used your creepy brain powers to read my mind.