
Dear Mr. Williams,
I heard that Bernie Madoff was just convicted for running a Potsie scheme. How have you been getting away with it all of these years?
Your friend,
Weasel McPuppy
P.S. - Then again, I might have heard wrong. Maybe it was a Fonzie scheme. I should probably write to Mr. Winkler.
P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture. If you don't send your photo, you can "sit on it!"

Dear Mr. Winkler,
I heard that Bernie Madoff was just convicted for running a Fonzie scheme. How have you been getting away with it all of these years?
Your friend,
Weasel McPuppy
P.S. - Then again, I might have heard wrong. Maybe it was a Potsie scheme. I should probably write to Mr. Williams.
P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture. I think my letter writing campaign just jumped the shark.
The Reply:
How cool is Weasel or "The Weas" as we call him
Henry Winkler 3/23/09
A Note From Weasel Regarding The Reply:I am very cool, and so are you, Mr. Winkler. However, I'm not a "him." I'm a "her." Incorrectamundo.