An Explanation:

Weasel McPuppy is a real dog, and the posts below are real letters sent from her to celebrities via snail mail. A self-addressed stamped envelope was included with each letter to encourage a reply. If and when Weasel receives a response, the post will be updated with the full correspondence.

Friday, January 23, 2009

To Patty Duke

Dear Ms. Duke,

Does a hot dog still make you lose control? That sounds kinda dirty.

Your friend,

Weasel McPuppy

P.S. - French fries make me lose control.

P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture... and maybe one of your identical cousin.