Dear Bad Santa,
I got bupkis from the real Santa Claus last year, so this year I'm writing you. Please leave a bottle of gin in my stocking. I've been a very good girl this year, so I think I deserve the good stuff.
Happy Holidays,
Weasel McPuppy
P.S. - I'd also like a Fraggle Stick Car.
P.P.S. - If you end up drinkin' the gin yourself, at least send me your picture. I've enclosed my picture.
2 comments:
Hi Weasel, I've enjoyed reading your blog. Thanks for sharing your humor.
Dear Weasel,
Please also tell Bad Santa that the new pug in our house was not appreciated. We only like cute, fluffy, white dogs here. ;)
Selena K
www.crochetkitten.blogspot.com
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