An Explanation:

Weasel McPuppy is a real dog, and the posts below are real letters sent from her to celebrities via snail mail. A self-addressed stamped envelope was included with each letter to encourage a reply. If and when Weasel receives a response, the post will be updated with the full correspondence.

Monday, December 8, 2008

To Billy Bob Thornton


Dear Bad Santa,

I got bupkis from the real Santa Claus last year, so this year I'm writing you. Please leave a bottle of gin in my stocking. I've been a very good girl this year, so I think I deserve the good stuff.

Happy Holidays,

Weasel McPuppy

P.S. - I'd also like a Fraggle Stick Car.

P.P.S. - If you end up drinkin' the gin yourself, at least send me your picture. I've enclosed my picture.

2 comments:

SCH20 said...

Hi Weasel, I've enjoyed reading your blog. Thanks for sharing your humor.

Selena K said...

Dear Weasel,

Please also tell Bad Santa that the new pug in our house was not appreciated. We only like cute, fluffy, white dogs here. ;)

Selena K
www.crochetkitten.blogspot.com