An Explanation:

Weasel McPuppy is a real dog, and the posts below are real letters sent from her to celebrities via snail mail. A self-addressed stamped envelope was included with each letter to encourage a reply. If and when Weasel receives a response, the post will be updated with the full correspondence.

Friday, January 23, 2009

To Jerry Lewis


Dear Mr. Lewis,

I think your pantomime scenes are brilliant. You should shut up more often.

Your friend,

Weasel McPuppy

P.S. - I meant that as a compliment, but I'm not sure it came out right. I really think your idiocy is unsurpassed.

P.P.S. - I don't think that came out right either. Oh well. I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture.


The Reply:


To Weasel--
from Paulie--
(& his Dad, Jerry Lewis)
'09


A Note From Weasel Regarding The Reply:

Hey Paaaaauuuullliiieee! Did I sound like your daddy?

Thank you for the great picture, and please thank your daddy as well.

9 comments:

The Old Dog said...

Excellent! It's your crowning glory, Weasie!

bigsoda said...

I feel the need to quote LaWanda Page from "Shakes the Clown" here, but I won't, just in case Buddy Love visits your site.

P.S. The captcha image to type for this comment is "coccin," which seems coincidentally funny here.

Weasel McPuppy said...

This was one of the best replies ever! The neat thing is I've never seen Mr. Lewis send this photo to a fan. There were no markings on the back that would indicate that the photo was mass produced; so it's possible that Mr. Lewis (or his staff) blew up a personal photo and printed it out specifically for me.

The other interesting thing is that his doggy's name is Paulie. "Paul" was Dean Martin's middle name, and Jerry was known to call Dean "Paul" offstage.

Anonymous said...

Hi, Weasy!!! That Jerry Lewis photo it´s great!
To what address have you sent your letter? Tell me please!!!
You are so cute!!!

Weasel McPuppy said...

I find most of my addresses at fanmail.biz. You can find the most current addresses for most celebrities at that site.

Anonymous said...

Hey Weasel!!!
I am 17 and I am very much Jerry Lewis fan. I collect autographed pics. of him that he signed of course but through mail..Do you know if the autographs are really his signature or secretary?? Thanks! Love your letter to him!

Weasel McPuppy said...

I was told by the author of The Jerry Lewis Films that Mr. Lewis does all his own signing. There's no way to be sure, but I think the signature is authentic.

ROBERTA MARTINS said...

PREZADOS AMIGOS DE TODO O MUNDO,

DEIXO AQUI REGISTRADO O QUANTO (JERRY LEWIS) É QUERIDO E AMADO POR TODO O BRASIL.

A MINHA HOMENAGEM PARA JERRY LEWIS E SIMPLESMENTE INFINITA.

JERRY LEWIS FAZ PARTE DA MINHA VIDA.

JERRY LEWIS (I LOVE YOU)...

ROBERTA MARTINS.
Fortaleza-Ceará
BRASIL

ROBERTA MARTINS said...

JERRY LEWIS IS BEAUTIFUL ;

JERRY LEWIS IS WONDERFUL ;

JERRY LEWIS IS PERFECT.

(JERRY LEWIS) I LOVE YOU ...

ETERNALLY

ROBERTA MARTINS.
(Fortaleza-Ceará0
BRASIL