
Dear Mr. Taylor,
I've completely run out of wigs and confetti. Can I borrow some?
Your friend,
Weasel McPuppy
P.S. - I know it must sound strange for me to be askin' to borrow a wig, bein' that I'm completely covered in fur. But even little doggies like to play "dress up."
P.P.S. - If you can't spare any wigs or confetti, please send me your picture. I've enclosed my picture. Do I look like a $1.98 Beauty Queen?
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