An Explanation:

Weasel McPuppy is a real dog, and the posts below are real letters sent from her to celebrities via snail mail. A self-addressed stamped envelope was included with each letter to encourage a reply. If and when Weasel receives a response, the post will be updated with the full correspondence.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

To Richard Simmons

Dear Mr. Simmons,

The other night I was playin' poker with the rest of the doggies, and we got so drunk we accidentally used a deck of Deal-A-Meal cards. Not only did I win twelve bucks; I lost three pounds!


Weasel McPuppy

P.S. - That joke would have killed back in 1987.

P.P.S. - Please send me your picture. I've enclosed my picture. You should have seen how I looked before I started 'sweatin' to the oldies.'