Weasel McPuppy is a real dog, and the posts below are real letters sent from her to celebrities via snail mail. A self-addressed stamped envelope was included with each letter to encourage a reply. If and when Weasel receives a response, the post will be updated with the full correspondence.
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
This was supposed to be a diary entry, but I'm slightly dyslexic. Ha, ha.
Actually, I understand you make chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry flavored milk. Have you ever considered making gin-flavored? It would be very popular with little doggies and Liza Minnelli.
Think about it,
P.S. - Say "hi" to the cows for me.
P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture and maybe some gin-flavored milk.
A Note From Weasel Regarding the Reply:
Uh, thanks, Mr. Oberweis... I guess. Do you realize you sent me blank stationary? Ya know, if you didn't want to respond to my letter, you didn't have to send anything.
I can see why you keep losin' elections. You're a weirdo.
Posted by Weasel McPuppy at 3:47 PM