An Explanation:

Weasel McPuppy is a real dog, and the posts below are real letters sent from her to celebrities via snail mail. A self-addressed stamped envelope was included with each letter to encourage a reply. If and when Weasel receives a response, the post will be updated with the full correspondence.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Doris Day Responds

Today I received a lovely autographed photo from Ms. Doris Day and her doggy.

To read my original letter to Ms. Day and to read her reply, click here-->Link

Monday, March 17, 2008

Frank Oz Responds

Today I received an autographed photo and a personal note from Mr. Frank Oz. That's super nice. You can bet that I'll be "Doin' the Pidgeon" tonight!

To read my letter to Mr. Oz and to read his response, click here-->Link

Saturday, March 8, 2008

Dick Van Dyke Responds

The good news is I received a reply from Mr. Dick Van Dyke. The bad news is I can't get that "I Am a Fine Musician" song out of my head.

To read my letter to Mr. Van Dyke and to see his reply, click here-->Link

Thursday, March 6, 2008

No Endorsement From Beatrice Hemoglobin McPuppy; Wants Food

Mrs. Beatrice Hemoglobin 'Taint Fit Night Out For Man Nor Beast McPuppy has yet to make an endorsement in the 2008 Presidential race. As the only McPuppy sibling yet to commit to a candidate, her backing has been much sought after. "I'm keeping my options open," she told reporters. "I'll back the first person who feeds me."

When asked if she was leaning toward any particular candidate, Beatrice answered, "All things being equal, I'll probably go with Nader." She went to explain, "I like to sleep, and I doze off every time he opens his mouth."

Biminy Midget McPuppy Endorses Gravel

After yesterday's political announcements from Weasel and Henry McPuppy, their sister, Biminy Midget Ignatz Ratzkywatzky McPuppy, craved her moment in the spotlight. "I'm for Mike Gravel," she told a small gathering.

When asked how she had arrived at her decision, Biminy responded, "I does what I likes!" She then bit one of the reporters, bringing the interview to an abrupt end.

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Henry McPuppy Declares Differing Viewpoint On Obama

In response to Weasel McPuppy's endorsement of Barack Obama earlier today, younger sibling, Grandpa Henry Swe'gen McPuppy had this to say: "I thought an Obama was a cookie." He quickly added, "I want a cookie."

It is unclear at this time whether the latter comment represented an endorsement of Senator Obama.

In an unrelated story, Henry McPuppy urinated on his own foot.

Weasel McPuppy Endorses Obama; Adopts "Hussein" As Middle Name

Noted canine pen pal to the stars, Weasel McPuppy, formally endorsed Presidential candidate Barack Obama in a sparsely attended press conference Wednesday. "I can stay silent no longer," Ms. McPuppy said, "Senator Obama has the intelligence, temperament, and common sense we so desperately need in our next President."

Although Weasel McPuppy stated that she did not dislike Senator Hillary Clinton, she did express dismay at Clinton's recent "fear-based" attacks on her rival. "It isn't nice to be scary," McPuppy noted.

In a show of solidarity with Senator Obama, Weasel pledged to adopt the middle name of "Hussein" throughout the remainder of the campaign. "The Internet conspiracies surrounding Senator Obama are ridiculous," McPuppy went on to say. "If Al-Qaeda wanted to plant a sleeper agent in the U.S., they wouldn't use someone with a conspicuous name like Barack Obama. If you ask me, I'd be more concerned about Mitt Romney."

Sunday, March 2, 2008

To Cher,

Dear Cher,

If I could turn back time, I'd strongly urge you to reconsider some of your outfits.

Your friend,

Weasel McPuppy

P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture... but tone it down, would ya.