An Explanation:

Weasel McPuppy is a real dog, and the posts below are real letters sent from her to celebrities via snail mail. A self-addressed stamped envelope was included with each letter to encourage a reply. If and when Weasel receives a response, the post will be updated with the full correspondence.

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Biminy Midget McPuppy Endorses Gravel

After yesterday's political announcements from Weasel and Henry McPuppy, their sister, Biminy Midget Ignatz Ratzkywatzky McPuppy, craved her moment in the spotlight. "I'm for Mike Gravel," she told a small gathering.

When asked how she had arrived at her decision, Biminy responded, "I does what I likes!" She then bit one of the reporters, bringing the interview to an abrupt end.


carolynswafford said...

Way to go, Midget. Don't let anybody boss you!