An Explanation:
Weasel McPuppy is a real dog, and the posts below are real letters sent from her to celebrities via snail mail. A self-addressed stamped envelope was included with each letter to encourage a reply. If and when Weasel receives a response, the post will be updated with the full correspondence.
Happy birthday to me! I turn 12 years old today. I'd think twice about making any wisecracks about dog years. My bite is worse than my bark.
By the way, if you don't know what to get me for my special day, Plymouth Gin is my favorite. It's s-m-o-o-t-h!
1 comments:
Happy Birthday, bitch!
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