To Kenny Rogers

Dear Mr. Rogers,

Just saying "you got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, and know when to run" isn't very helpful. Please elaborate.

Thank you,

Weasel McPuppy

P.S. - I'm losin' my shirt to the other doggies when we play cards. I'd appreciate a little help here.

P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture, along with your poker tips.


The Reply:


A Note From Weasel Regarding the Reply:

Thank you for your autograph, Mr. Rogers, but I don't see how that helps me with my gambling problem.