Esther Williams Responds

Today I received a reply from Ms. Esther Williams. She's a very classy lady.

To read my letter to Ms. Williams and to see her response, click HERE.

To Kenny Rogers

Dear Mr. Rogers,

Just saying "you got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, and know when to run" isn't very helpful. Please elaborate.

Thank you,

Weasel McPuppy

P.S. - I'm losin' my shirt to the other doggies when we play cards. I'd appreciate a little help here.

P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture, along with your poker tips.


The Reply:


A Note From Weasel Regarding the Reply:

Thank you for your autograph, Mr. Rogers, but I don't see how that helps me with my gambling problem.

To Ryan Seacrest

Dear Mr. Seacrest,

Why are you famous? No, really. I don't get it.

Your friend,

Weasel McPuppy

P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. It would mean a lot to me if you would send me your picture... although I don't know why.

Charo Responds... Sorta

I received a letter from Charo's booking agent today. I've updated the original post with the reply. To read the response, click on the link--> Here!

To Elvis Costello

Dear Mr. Costello,

You are very funny when you do the "Who's on First" routine. I also like many of your songs.

Your friend,

Weasel McPuppy

P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture. Preferably one without Abbott, because he is mean.

David Tennant Responds

I received a reply from Mr. David Tennant today! He's such a good Doctor.

To read my original letter to Mr. Tennant and to see his response, click here--> Link

To Sid Caesar

Dear Mr. Caesar,

I like it when you speak double-talk in foreign dialects. It's almost as funny as when the President speaks double-talk in English... almost.

Your friend,

Weasel McPuppy

P.S. - If you want to top our chief executive, maybe you should try triple-talk.

P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture. You can sign it in double-writing if you wanna.

To Weasel McPuppy

Dear Ms. McPuppy,

You are cute and lovable. Wait a minute. I'm looking in a mirror.

Your friend,

Weasel McPuppy

P.S. - There's no reason for us to exchange pictures, because I'm you.

To George Clooney

Dear Mr. Clooney,

I love your work! I just picked up copies of Ocean's Eleven, Twelve, and Thirteen; but I don't think I should watch them until I've seen Ocean's One through Ten. I can't seem to find the earlier movies anywhere. Do you have copies?

Your friend,

Weasel McPuppy

P.S. - If you can't help me locate the videos, maybe you could send me your picture. I've enclosed my picture.