To Zach Galifianakis

Dear Mr. Galifianakis,

You are super funny! You should be a big star, but you'll never be a household name with a moniker like "Zach Galifianakis." Have you thought about using a stage name? Here are some suggestions:

• Zack Galifianakis
• Jeb Galifianakis
• Biff Galifianakis
• Shecky Galifianakis
• Ignatz Galifianakis
  
• Galifianakis the Great
• Captain Ha-Ha

Your friend,

Weasel McPuppy

P.S. - You could always go by "Weirdo Beardo."

P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture. You can sign it any way you wanna.


The Reply:


My thoughts are with you.

Zach Galifianakis


A Note From Weasel Regarding The Reply:

Thank you, Mr. Galifianakis, for saying your thoughts are with me. However, since you have some pretty odd thoughts, that may not be entirely good.