An Explanation:
Weasel McPuppy is a real dog, and the posts below are real letters sent from her to celebrities via snail mail. A self-addressed stamped envelope was included with each letter to encourage a reply. If and when Weasel receives a response, the post will be updated with the full correspondence.
Dear Mr. Belzer,
I understand you've appeared as Detective John Munch on ten separate series. I'd like to see Munch visit a few more, because there are a lot of shows that could benefit from a good homicide. Please thin the herd on the following shows:
- 30-Minute Meals with Rachael Ray
- According to Jim
- America's Next Top Model
- Blues Clues
- Friday Night Smackdown
- Lou Dobbs Tonight
- One Tree Hill
- Supernanny
- The O'Reilly Factor
- Wheel of Fortune
Thank you.
Your friend,
Weasel McPuppy
P.S. - If you have access to a time machine, please pay a visit to
The Patty Duke Show. There was one Patty Duke too many if you ask me.
P.P.S. - I wanna be a TV cop, just like you. Is there a height requirement? I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture.
Dear Mr. DeLuise,
You are very underrated as an actor. Sure, it's easy for Peter O'Toole to look good when he's starring in
Lawrence of Arabia; but it's not so easy to look good when you're starring in
The Silence of the Hams. You deserve more respect.
Your friend,
Weasel McPuppy
P.S. - When you kiss Burt Reynolds, does his mustache tickle?
P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture, and maybe one of your friend Captain Chaos.
The Reply:
Weasel,
Love,
Dom DeLuise
♥XX
A Note From Weasel Regarding the Reply:Thank you for the lovely picture, Mr. DeLuise.
♥XX right back at ya!
Dear Mr. Murray,
What did you whisper in Scarlett Johansson's ear at the end of
Lost in Translation? I'm guessin' it had somethin' to do with the Chicago Cubs.
Your friend,
Weasel McPuppy
P.S. - Go Cubbies!
P.P.S. - If you can't tell me what you whispered, could you maybe send me your picture instead? I've enclosed my picture.
The Reply:
Me.
Bill Murray
A Note From Weasel Regarding The Reply:Thanks, Mr. Murray, for signing a baseball schedule from one of your minor league teams. I still wanna know what you whispered to Scarlett Johansson, though. Was it dirty?
Today I received a lovely autographed photo from Ms. Doris Day and her doggy.
To read my original letter to Ms. Day and to read her reply, click here-->
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Today I received an autographed photo and a personal note from Mr. Frank Oz. That's super nice. You can bet that I'll be "Doin' the Pidgeon" tonight!
To read my letter to Mr. Oz and to read his response, click here-->
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The good news is I received a reply from Mr. Dick Van Dyke. The bad news is I can't get that "I Am a Fine Musician" song out of my head.
To read my letter to Mr. Van Dyke and to see his reply, click here-->
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Mrs. Beatrice Hemoglobin 'Taint Fit Night Out For Man Nor Beast McPuppy has yet to make an endorsement in the 2008 Presidential race. As the only McPuppy sibling yet to commit to a candidate, her backing has been much sought after. "I'm keeping my options open," she told reporters. "I'll back the first person who feeds me."
When asked if she was leaning toward any particular candidate, Beatrice answered, "All things being equal, I'll probably go with Nader." She went to explain, "I like to sleep, and I doze off every time he opens his mouth."
