An Explanation:
Weasel McPuppy is a real dog, and the posts below are real letters sent from her to celebrities via snail mail. A self-addressed stamped envelope was included with each letter to encourage a reply. If and when Weasel receives a response, the post will be updated with the full correspondence.

Happy birthday to me,
Happy birthday to me,
Happy birthday dear Weasel,
Happy birthday to me!
I'm thirteen years old today. Beware my terrible teens!