An Explanation:
Weasel McPuppy is a real dog, and the posts below are real letters sent from her to celebrities via snail mail. A self-addressed stamped envelope was included with each letter to encourage a reply.  If and when Weasel receives a response, the post will be updated with the full correspondence.
 

Today I received a reply from Mr. Hugh Hefner.  He sure has some snazzy jammies.
To read my letter to Mr. Hefner and to see his reply, click here-->
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Today I received a reply from radio talk show host and all-around funny gal Stephanie Miller!
To read my letter to Stephanie and to see her response, click here-->
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Dear Mr. Hefner,
You should find a nice girl your own age and settle down.  I hear Betty White is available.
Your friend,
Weasel McPuppy
P.S. - I also like to chase bunnies.
P.P.S. - Please send me your picture.  I've enclosed my picture. My photo is for your eyes only.  I better not see it printed in your magazine.
The Reply:

Dear Fan,
Due to a heavy workload.[
sic]  Hugh Hefner is unable to personally sign any autographs at this time.  The enclosed photograph has a pre-printed signature.
Thank you,
Office of Hugh M. Hefner
Please call 1-800-423-9494 for a catalog of Playboy products or back issues.  Or visit out [
sic] website at www.Playboy.com
A Note From Weasel Regarding The Reply:Thanks for the picture of the old man in his jammies.  I hope part of Mr. Hefner's workload consists of hiring new office staff that are more adept at proofreading.