An Explanation:

Weasel McPuppy is a real dog, and the posts below are real letters sent from her to celebrities via snail mail. A self-addressed stamped envelope was included with each letter to encourage a reply. If and when Weasel receives a response, the post will be updated with the full correspondence.

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

To Richard Belzer

Dear Mr. Belzer,

I understand you've appeared as Detective John Munch on ten separate series. I'd like to see Munch visit a few more, because there are a lot of shows that could benefit from a good homicide. Please thin the herd on the following shows:
  • 30-Minute Meals with Rachael Ray
  • According to Jim
  • America's Next Top Model
  • Blues Clues
  • Friday Night Smackdown
  • Lou Dobbs Tonight
  • One Tree Hill
  • Supernanny
  • The O'Reilly Factor
  • Wheel of Fortune
Thank you.

Your friend,

Weasel McPuppy

P.S. - If you have access to a time machine, please pay a visit to The Patty Duke Show. There was one Patty Duke too many if you ask me.

P.P.S. - I wanna be a TV cop, just like you. Is there a height requirement? I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture.

Monday, April 7, 2008

To Dom DeLuise

Dear Mr. DeLuise,

You are very underrated as an actor. Sure, it's easy for Peter O'Toole to look good when he's starring in Lawrence of Arabia; but it's not so easy to look good when you're starring in The Silence of the Hams. You deserve more respect.

Your friend,

Weasel McPuppy

P.S. - When you kiss Burt Reynolds, does his mustache tickle?

P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture, and maybe one of your friend Captain Chaos.

The Reply:



Dom DeLuise XX

A Note From Weasel Regarding the Reply:

Thank you for the lovely picture, Mr. DeLuise. XX right back at ya!

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

To Bill Murray

Dear Mr. Murray,

What did you whisper in Scarlett Johansson's ear at the end of Lost in Translation? I'm guessin' it had somethin' to do with the Chicago Cubs.

Your friend,

Weasel McPuppy

P.S. - Go Cubbies!

P.P.S. - If you can't tell me what you whispered, could you maybe send me your picture instead? I've enclosed my picture.

The Reply:


Bill Murray

A Note From Weasel Regarding The Reply:

Thanks, Mr. Murray, for signing a baseball schedule from one of your minor league teams. I still wanna know what you whispered to Scarlett Johansson, though. Was it dirty?