Dear President-elect Obama,
Congratulations on your historic win! I hope my endorsement played a small part in your victory.
By the way, I hear you will be getting a puppy for your daughters, Malia and Sasha. Did you know that Maltese doggies are extremely cute and lovable? Hint, hint.
Your friend,
Weasel Hussein McPuppy
P.S. - Maltese are also smart, loyal, and can hold their liquor.
P.P.S. - I've been hearing some Labrador rumors, but I don't believe 'em.
