An Explanation:
Weasel McPuppy is a real dog, and the posts below are real letters sent from her to celebrities via snail mail. A self-addressed stamped envelope was included with each letter to encourage a reply. If and when Weasel receives a response, the post will be updated with the full correspondence.
Dear Bad Santa,
I got bupkis from the real Santa Claus last year, so this year I'm writing you. Please leave a bottle of gin in my stocking. I've been a very good girl this year, so I think I deserve the good stuff.
Happy Holidays,
Weasel McPuppy
P.S. - I'd also like a Fraggle Stick Car.
P.P.S. - If you end up drinkin' the gin yourself, at least send me your picture. I've enclosed my picture.
Dear President-elect Obama,
Congratulations on your historic win! I hope my
endorsement played a small part in your victory.
By the way, I hear you will be getting a puppy for your daughters, Malia and Sasha. Did you know that Maltese doggies are extremely cute and lovable? Hint, hint.
Your friend,
Weasel Hussein McPuppy
P.S. - Maltese are also smart, loyal, and can hold their liquor.
P.P.S. - I've been hearing some Labrador rumors, but I don't believe 'em.
Happy birthday to me! I turn 12 years old today. I'd think twice about making any wisecracks about dog years. My bite is worse than my bark.
By the way, if you don't know what to get me for my special day, Plymouth Gin is my favorite. It's s-m-o-o-t-h!
I received a reply from a wonderful woman. Make that Wonder Woman!
To see my letter to Lynda Carter and to read her response, click here-->
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Today I received a reply directly from Charo (rather than a letter from some guy claiming to represent her). She sent me a beautiful, personalized photo!
To read my original letter to Charo and to see her lovely response, click here-->
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Dear Mr. T,
If ya don't mind me askin'; what does the "T" stand for? Tank? Turnbuckle? Twinkletoes? Terwilliker?
Tea?Just curious,
Weasel McPuppy
P.S. - You are very kind to pity fools.
P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture. I'll be very happy if I receive your photo, 'cause I love it when a plan comes together.
I also received a response from Mr. Bill Murray today. He autographed a baseball schedule from one of his minor league teams. That's uber cool! I didn't think Mr. Murray sent autographs.
To read my letter to Mr. Murray and to see his response, click here-->
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