The Hamburglar's Spokesperson Responds

Today I received a reply from a spokesperson for the Hamburglar. The Hamburglar has a spokesperson?

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Dom DeLuise Responds

Today Mr. Dom DeLuise sent me a beautiful autographed photo. He truly is Dominick the Great.

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To Dr. Phil

Dear Dr. Phil,

You say some pretty dumb things. Do you really have a doctorate, or are you like Dr. J?

Your friend,

Weasel McPuppy

P.S. - Do you have a ruthless dunk?

P.P.S. - Please send me your picture. I've enclosed my picture. I have a little bit of a mustache too.

To the Hamburglar

Dear Hamburglar,

Robble-robble. Robble, robble robble robble robble robble robble... robble. Robble-robble-robble. Robble.

Your robble-robble friend,

Weasel McPuppy

P.S. - Robble-robble. Robble robble reward-robble. Robble-lam.

P.P.S. - I've enclosed my robble-robble picture. Robble-please send me your robble-picture, robble.


The Reply:


Dear Weasel McPuppy,

Thank you so much for sending us a picture of you. The smile on your McPuppy face made us smile too! Unfortunately, we have been trying to track down photos of the Hamburglar for a while, with no luck. It seems the rascal has burgled his photos as well as McDonald's hamburgers. The Hamburglar is having fun romping around McDonaldland. Hopefully, someday soon when he isn't so camera-shy, we can snap a quick photo before he makes a get-away. But as you may know Weasel McPuppy, that Hamburglar is a quick one! Again, thank you for contacting us and we hope you have a robble-robble wonderful summer!

Your McFriend,

Kerri Redd
McDonald's Corporation
Customer Satisfaction Department


A Note From Weasel Regarding The Reply:

Thanks for taking the time to write to a little doggy. If you can't get a good photo of the Hamburglar, please send French fries!

To Richard Belzer

Dear Mr. Belzer,

I understand you've appeared as Detective John Munch on ten separate series. I'd like to see Munch visit a few more, because there are a lot of shows that could benefit from a good homicide. Please thin the herd on the following shows:

• 30-Minute Meals with Rachael Ray
• According to Jim
• America's Next Top Model
  
• Blues Clues
• Friday Night Smackdown
  
• Lou Dobbs Tonight
  
• One Tree Hill
  
• Supernanny
  
• The O'Reilly Factor
• Wheel of Fortune

Thank you.

Your friend,

Weasel McPuppy

P.S. - If you have access to a time machine, please pay a visit to The Patty Duke Show. There was one Patty Duke too many if you ask me.

P.P.S. - I wanna be a TV cop, just like you. Is there a height requirement? I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture.

To Dom DeLuise

Dear Mr. DeLuise,

You are very underrated as an actor. Sure, it's easy for Peter O'Toole to look good when he's starring in Lawrence of Arabia; but it's not so easy to look good when you're starring in The Silence of the Hams. You deserve more respect.

Your friend,

Weasel McPuppy

P.S. - When you kiss Burt Reynolds, does his mustache tickle?

P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture, and maybe one of your friend Captain Chaos.


The Reply:


Weasel,

Love,

Dom DeLuise ♥XX


A Note From Weasel Regarding the Reply:

Thank you for the lovely picture, Mr. DeLuise. ♥XX right back at ya!

To Bill Murray

Dear Mr. Murray,

What did you whisper in Scarlett Johansson's ear at the end of Lost in Translation? I'm guessin' it had somethin' to do with the Chicago Cubs.

Your friend,

Weasel McPuppy

P.S. - Go Cubbies!

P.P.S. - If you can't tell me what you whispered, could you maybe send me your picture instead? I've enclosed my picture.


The Reply:


Me.

Bill Murray


A Note From Weasel Regarding The Reply:

Thanks, Mr. Murray, for signing a baseball schedule from one of your minor league teams. I still wanna know what you whispered to Scarlett Johansson, though. Was it dirty?